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Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind
Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo
by Blickens June 6, 2022
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Vito Torpedo

When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.
Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!

Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!
by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023
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The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.
Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.
by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019
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torpido tits

Big boobies that look like they are about to explode out of her shirt.
Damn look at her torpido tits.
by Felicia69 February 11, 2014
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torpeella

Are tortillas that a female uses to wipe herself after urinating and are then used to make burritos
Matt knew that giving Nickki lotsa Margaritas meant there'd be a good chance of him having a burrito wrapped in a tangy and tasty torpeella!!
by von groovy April 28, 2019
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Tored

When you’re so bored that you’re tired. “Tored”
Dude Jessica’s party is terrible. I’m so tored right now.
by dereldoylan November 18, 2019
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Tored

A word that appears when an idiot tries to type tired.
Why am I so tored?
by NymPsuedo August 28, 2020
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