Croatian Taco Tornado

Every girl's dream, no woman should die without experiencing the endless thrill and pleasure that the CTT provides. Only three ingredients are necessary: One Croatian male, one muscular uncontrollable tongue and one taco (aka vagina). After compiling these three ingredients your next move should be lowering your face to meet the taco while whipping your tongue around in a tornado-like motion (hopefully exceeding speeds of 88 mph) Then just listen and enjoy the moans... the groans... the "Oh god"'s and finally the "let's do THAT again".

guy 1: Yo man did you hear what Sime did last night to Bethany?
guy 2: Dude... I know... he totally hooked her up with the Croatian Taco Tornado!!
guy 1: Oh yeah that... well he also ate my butt hole later that night.

Croatian Taco Tornado by Charliesheen3 July 15, 2011

Butler Golden Tornado Football Team 

The sideshow for the Marching Band.

Why can't this second quarter be over already and the Butler Golden Tornado Football Team get off the field so we can watch the marching band actually excel at something.

Butler Golden Tornado Football Team by Mr. Marching Band October 25, 2011

the purple eight ball tornado royale 

a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).

"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"

the purple eight ball tornado royale by ball smasher April 9, 2009

Regurgitated Tornado

When a person is sick with diarrhea, then has to barf and they are happening at the same time while still on the pot.

Bryan "oh my god Nicole! Why is there crap and vomit everywhere?!"

Nicole " I had a regurgitated tornado and didn't know where to throw up while I was on the toilet!"

Regurgitated Tornado by pimpmastercj December 30, 2010

kitten-tornado 

A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.

The kitten-tornado came with such force that it knocked the plant out of it's planter.

kitten-tornado by chatton August 18, 2011

Oklahoma Tornado 

When you take your hand and you rotate it around really fast then you drill someone in the nuts.

I gave Jimmy an Oklahoma Tornado last night when he was done pissing.

Oklahoma Tornado by J Clutch March 19, 2014

Booze Tornado 

The drunkest person/people at an event/party/etc... can be categorized like the Fujita scale of tornadoes. can be anything from a booze breeze to a full blown f5 booze tornado, where you leave a wake of destruction and possible broken friendships in the night/day previous. if off the scales too many times, the result will likely be intervention and/or being ostracized from friends and family.

Bro, Garth was a total booze tornado last night. He ate all my food, puked in the hamper, got in a fist fight with my cat, and passed out while pissin in my front yard.

Booze Tornado by Ballnweiner420 December 1, 2016