Lipstick Salad Tosser

When a skank puts on unnecessary amount of lipstick and licks your asswhole ^.~
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Drew deakyne is a lipstick salad tosser

by Anonomous Tosser November 2, 2011

toner

1.) Liquid used to help operate printers or overheads.
2.) Extreamly Gay Guy who things hes super cool

1.) Use the toner to fix the printer
2.) Man, that guy is being such a toner that i want to shoot him in the ass.

by wang wang March 7, 2003

salad tosser

One who, in their homosexuality, eats out men.

Honey Buns.

by Shadow May 1, 2003

tossers

A group of 'friends' that are planning to book a holiday to somewhere (e.g. magaluf) when they could clearly go to the same place where you are going on holiday (e.g. malia) but don't because they are complete jebends!!

"why can't you just go to malia you complete tossers!!!"

by Jack the lad... April 3, 2007

tosser

someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl

des mayne at thurleston high school ipswich suffolk

by daniel brunning May 1, 2003

Tosser

Verb

1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)

2. Used as a diss

that moron is such a tosser.

by xenu! May 22, 2008

OLD TOSSER

Someone who can Skim Stones across the water - further than you ! (And who resembles all of the above !!)

Easdale Island World Stone Skimming Championship 2009/2010. OLD TOSSER

by JimB. March 6, 2011