Tofurkey

A synonym for female masturbation.

It's tofurkey time, biatch!

by Tash and Christy March 4, 2005

Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

by The holy pancake batman October 9, 2008

tofuman

dumb white washed azn boi, trying to be like the big G inq

Henry and lilpimpinkim

by fuck u April 10, 2003

Tofu Bass

Noun.
A vegetarian and or vegan Bastard.

used in a loving/affectionate way.

You little tofu bass go get me a vegan cupcake.

by Lori Sadel (lolo) February 11, 2009

Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012

add chix & tofu

1.95 at the coop
must be said in new york accent
if you get chix $ tofu and you are not satisfied you can tell the cook that it is too rare and then throw all the chix & tofu back at them
it is a good idea to save up all your flex cash and on the last day of the semester order "as many orders of chix & tofu as ya got" (new york accent of course)

yum nom nom add chix & tofu nomnomnom

nom?

by Pizzanomnom November 5, 2009

tofuman

A faggot that eats tofu. Most likely to preach about the "wonders" of vegetarianism.

by str8 4 life April 10, 2003