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Coke toast

French toast but instead of powdered sugar, you use cocaine
Guy 1: My roommate leaves his cocaine laying around, I was making French toast the other day and it was a bad time. Well at first it was a really good time but then... it wasn’t

Guy 2
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I want some coke toast
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Various toast

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.
I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!
by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011
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post-toast

an hour or so after you are no longer stoned, but still feel kinda spacey and out of it.
i was so post-toast at dinner today, but i just told my mom i was tired and it was chill
by lookatthisbullshit October 3, 2010
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Blood toast

When making French toast and making it red with food coloring so it looks grim
I made Blood Toast for Halloween
by Geinstein June 15, 2018
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Freedom Toast

A Republicanized name for French Toast (which was named after Joseph French, the American chef who invented it, and has nothing to do with France).
I don't care about your politics, you're an idiot for calling it "Freedom Toast"!
by unidyne November 25, 2003
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Toast

A British man named James, that we would love to drip honey all over.
I want some Toast
by Pandora October 9, 2003
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Tits On Toast

1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').
1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."

2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.
by Al Peterson August 30, 2005
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