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Pickle Toaster

That girl's got a tight pickle toaster
by J. Stew Austin February 11, 2010
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Texas Toaster

A person poops in one side of the toatser, and puts bread in the other toaster slot. both are cooked until both are toasted, and then the poop is spread over the bread and eaten
Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
by convojake February 23, 2011
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Toaster

A length of time spent with several insane women. To purposefully, or accidently put yourself in the position to have to deal one insane woman after another, even though the aftermath is always horrific, over a short period of time.
"Man I hope next week is better, I can't handle another toaster." or "Did you hear that Jack got toasted last week?" or even "You've won a toaster."
by Joshua Boyd October 4, 2007
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toaster sex

To have anal - when a male inserts his penis into the arsehole of a fellow creature , may be a male or female or even a dog!
The toaster is the anus.
There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.
" The longer you leave it in, the browner it gets! "
" Wow those guys are having toaster sex! "
by Jena :D December 15, 2008
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Toaster Club

n. 1. Describes a group of ladies that "prefer" each other over the opposing sex.
2. Girls only club, that only certain types of boys can be members of too.

Established 2006, Little Rock, AR
"Why don't you quit playing with stupid boys and come on over to the Toaster Club!'

That's one, hott, piece of toast.

Yay, Toast!
by QueenToast-Lush-PeaceOfToast October 8, 2009
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Gucci Toaster

When you have sexual intercourse with a rich prostitute and the prostitutes vagina is tight and hot.
"Dude I fucked a prostitute last night, and I pulled a Gucci Toaster."
by Saturday is for the Goy's November 11, 2017
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toaster lips

vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster.
Wolfgang's mom's toaster lips are so big, I wear them like earmuffs when I'm going down on her.
by g.b. gerbil September 12, 2008
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