The act of heating up aluminum foil in an oven then wrapping it around your girlfriends boobs. Once thoroughly heated, you remove the foil and fuck her steaming boobs.
Guy One: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a tot toaster last night.
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!
by penguinshit61 January 16, 2010
A person poops in one side of the toatser, and puts bread in the other toaster slot. both are cooked until both are toasted, and then the poop is spread over the bread and eaten
Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them
by convojake February 04, 2011
A length of time spent with several insane women. To purposefully, or accidently put yourself in the position to have to deal one insane woman after another, even though the aftermath is always horrific, over a short period of time.
"Man I hope next week is better, I can't handle another toaster." or "Did you hear that Jack got toasted last week?" or even "You've won a toaster."
by Joshua Boyd September 22, 2007
To have anal - when a male inserts his penis into the arsehole of a fellow creature , may be a male or female or even a dog!
The toaster is the anus.
There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.
The toaster is the anus.
There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.
by Jena :D March 28, 2007
n. 1. Describes a group of ladies that "prefer" each other over the opposing sex.
2. Girls only club, that only certain types of boys can be members of too.
Established 2006, Little Rock, AR
2. Girls only club, that only certain types of boys can be members of too.
Established 2006, Little Rock, AR
"Why don't you quit playing with stupid boys and come on over to the Toaster Club!'
That's one, hott, piece of toast.
Yay, Toast!
That's one, hott, piece of toast.
Yay, Toast!
by QueenToast-Lush-PeaceOfToast October 08, 2009
When you have sexual intercourse with a rich prostitute and the prostitutes vagina is tight and hot.
by Saturday is for the Goy's November 10, 2017
vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster.
by g.b. gerbil August 15, 2006