Pub Rules

When you agree to meet someone or take a trip with them while drinking you have 24 hours to reneg.

Remember how I said I’d go to India with you last night? Pub rules!

by Mastwebber June 12, 2018

pub footy

An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.

Person 1: “Are you going to the funeral?”

Person 2: “Nah mate, I can’t, the pub footy is on”

by Theendofdays69 March 2, 2023

Pub Physique

When the owner's body could provide enough liquid refreshments to hydrate a large football stadium. The person tends to have this body due to spending copious amounts of time in pubs. Their idea of sport is a game of pool, throwing 21 ounce darts, and dancing to some Garth Brooks on the juke box. The last time they did any exercise was when they ran from the front door of their local Ladbrokes to place a bet for a 3:45 at Kempton.

That man isn't going to be able to do a 5k run, he has a pub physique to rival any dart player.

by Bodywatcher July 24, 2015

sell pub

Another name for liquor store

The sell pub has really good deals on 24-packs this weekend.

by speech teach February 26, 2018

pub hot

A girl that is not normally or overly attractive but once in the pub gets a bump due to a combination of limited options and alcohol.

She’s not that attractive or interesting but she’s pub hot.

by Nilo83 January 23, 2018

Pub Crushing

Gaming with an elite squad of discord buddies playing unranked games and “Crushing” the “Public” or casual gamers. I.E. Pub Crushing

Do you want to play ranked matches tonight or go pub crushing?

by TechBroPro August 22, 2022

Pubs brain

A deadly disease you get when you play public matches in apex legends too much. Players with Pubs brain will often push every fight in ranked no matter how impossible it is to win.

Our teammate landed fragments in ranked. He must have Pubs brain.

by Dzxmonic June 19, 2023