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mount a munt

ewww ryan mounted ANOTHER munt!
by Phil May 13, 2005
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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by Alan1 November 8, 2008
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Munt out with your cunt out!!

The extreme use of mind boggling chemical substance that was once a solid form that will/can be heated into a liquid form and then a gas form to be in hailed into the lung and spread through out the body which in some extreme cases has been proven to leave some females outrageously unaware of the real cunt inside her has been let loose and is on the prowl for any male in a 100 meters of the infected area. Once the liquid has cool down it will turn back in to its solid form. The experience lasting between 7 to 24 hours depends on the amount consumed before and while in this state of mind. Can last long days, weeks, months even years.. usually leading to a small padded room with dim lights.. But hay we dont party in halves.
Must be experienced to understand the true meaning of 'Munt out with your cunt out'

Sit back and relax..... Enjoy the munt out with your cunt out!!

Consume at high levels (at own risk)
by MuffinCrack October 17, 2011
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Munting

Meaning 1: munting is baking lovely cookies for your grandma and isn’t anything else

Meaning 2: eating and sacrificing the short kid at school which is a Swedish practice among secret society’s

Meaning 3: putting your mouth On a part decomposed carcass and the other person jumps on the stomach so the organs and maggots and fluids go into mouth ( illegal and gross )
Person one: let’s go munting
Person two: let’s munt my grandma

Person one: which meaning are you talking about?
Person two: meaning one! Let’s bake some cakes and suprise her!
Person one: YUPIEEE
by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024
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Munt

Man cunt - a man’s douched and lubed anus, ready to be smashed.
Hey John I really want to fuck your munt.
by Hamish 108 September 12, 2018
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Munting

When a person name Isaac Te-em is into dead bodies
"Did you know that Isaac is munting?"
by LE34S April 2, 2024
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Poisoned Rat Munting

An action where 1 person proceeds to poison and kill a rat and then proceededs to munt on the rats dead corpse to get the biggest high of their life
Hey Eli I found the Dead poisoned rat want to got Poisoned rat munting?!
by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024
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