mount a munt

to fuck a really ugly person

ewww ryan mounted ANOTHER munt!

by Phil May 13, 2005

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Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by Alan1 November 8, 2008

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Munt out with your cunt out!!

The extreme use of mind boggling chemical substance that was once a solid form that will/can be heated into a liquid form and then a gas form to be in hailed into the lung and spread through out the body which in some extreme cases has been proven to leave some females outrageously unaware of the real cunt inside her has been let loose and is on the prowl for any male in a 100 meters of the infected area. Once the liquid has cool down it will turn back in to its solid form. The experience lasting between 7 to 24 hours depends on the amount consumed before and while in this state of mind. Can last long days, weeks, months even years.. usually leading to a small padded room with dim lights.. But hay we dont party in halves.

Must be experienced to understand the true meaning of 'Munt out with your cunt out'

Sit back and relax..... Enjoy the munt out with your cunt out!!

Consume at high levels (at own risk)

by MuffinCrack October 17, 2011

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Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.

"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"

by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025

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Munted

Munted (verb)- a psychological state of mind that consists of soaring levels of euphoria and a stimulating sensation, reached through the consumption of an abundance of one drug, or a combination of drugs and/or alcohol, sometimes reached right after conjestion or over an extended period of time. This is typically subjective depending on the individual and their tolerance.
Typically one or more of the following factors primarily influence the time it takes to reach this mental state.

They are;
- The amount of consumption and the quality of the product(s).
- Energy levels.
- Sleep deprivation.

- Psychological state of mind.
- Other similar influencing factors.
- The end of the half life of the product(s) and/or the declining euphoric sensation as this peak levels conclude.

This feeling is described as a highly elevated, almost overwhelming, yet tolerable state of mind.

Last week when Tom and I went out to Red Square, I was so munted that I felt like I was dragging my jaw behind me from the start of the night.

by Sam Anel West August 29, 2018

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