[spare tire] 

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

[spare tire] by poopstick67 January 2, 2009

Flat Tire

When a person walks with a limp due to having a shorter leg than the other leg.

That dude is a flat tire he walks like a fucking dumbass!!

Flat Tire by EdwardBerry December 26, 2007

Spare Tire 

The fifth person on a double date. Similar to the third wheel.

John was a spare tire on our date last night. It got especially awkward when he started taking pictures of us.

Spare Tire by GingerMarie January 2, 2009

leaky tire 

An uncontrollable ass leak commonly occurring in those who partake in incessant anal intercourse and forplay

chris is such a big goatse fan, that after all those years of immitating him, he now has a leaky tire

leaky tire by agent green June 25, 2007

Fat Tire Homo 

Someone who has an unhealthy relationship with fat tire beer while having the urge to butch up to his friends by sharing exploits of hunting and fishing trips with friends nobody else knows.

Also abbreviated as FTH before a person's name as a descriptor.

Greg is such a fat tire homo. Did you see what that fat tire homo Greg brought to the party?

Fat Tire Homo by FTH GREG June 8, 2010

Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire

I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.

Flat tire by bs May 13, 2005

backyard tire fire 

The act of taking a penis ring, symbolizing a tire, dipping it in boiling honey, symbolizing a burning tire and proceed to put the ring on and insert it into your partners butthole, thus creating a very hot, sticky mess, but also burning your partners rectum.

He thought he would play a joke and give his wife a backyard tire fire.

backyard tire fire by Fidgets April 10, 2010