These fucking flies

Your not an Aussie if you haven’t said this before.

*summer in Australia*
Aussie *drinking a beer while sitting near a barbie* “THESE FUCKING FLIES”

by Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo April 25, 2019

These People Can Vote

A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.

There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

Theseus

The coolest individual in the world
A Theseus is always one to be trusted.

Plus, insanely hot and cool.

Keith: My best friend is a Theseus
Greg: Oh really, he sounds insanely amazing

Keith: God yeah, I absolutely love Theseus

by SpaceBoi June 2, 2023

poke those cakes

another term for tapping a nice ass

*hot chick walks by*

Guy 1: Dude check out that ass!

Guy 2: Damn, I'd poke those cakes!

by heezy deezy January 19, 2011

spike those hams

To have sex either anal or in the doggie style from behind. a sweet ass can look like two hams so shoving a hard erection between them is shoving the spike i.e. spiking those hams

Wow look at that sweet ass I need to spike those hams

by masarasa6000 October 25, 2011

Catch these feet

When you going to fight someone, but you're better and running away instead.

"Hey! You about to catch these hands!"
"Oh yeah! And you about to catch these feet!"

*Runs away

by That Kid 0701 April 19, 2017

Throw those BITCH’s in the blender

When u don’t pull out on time and the girl got pregnant. Duh!

Throw those BITCH’s in the blender. Cause who cares.

by Duck devil 69 June 11, 2019