thread

someone who gives u inside info from the inside, like a thread would tie two things tg

yeah lincoln is my thread, he records all the fights at his private school so that i know all the drama even tho i dont go there

by placentaignite March 19, 2024

i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.

i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter

by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023

Yarneary Thread

A type of yarn thread just to piss you off.

I'm going to use some of that yarneary thread for making pockets.

by Unlucky_Possum September 27, 2023

Needle Thread

A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away.

Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.

And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL THROUGH TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!

by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023

thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.

My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.

by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025

The Devil's Thread

A long strand of hair that gets stuck in a man's penis after sexual intercourse and is very difficult to remove. It can cause irritation, discomfort and can sometimes cause an injury (hair cuts into foreskin). Standard removal procedure is slowly pulling the hair strand out.

A: "Did you bang Melissa last night?"
B: "Fuck yeah, I got The Devil's Thread tho.."
A: "Oof."

by JazzoBearBlack December 10, 2021

Martyr Thread

From time to time certain posts are made on forums / bulletin boards that are in conflict with the focus or view of the board owner or community. At these times the thread maybe closed (ie no more posts accepted) or deleted.

The said thread can then become a rallying point, or Martyr for disruptive community / individual behavior.

Someone brings up a controversial issue / matter which subsequently causes arguments and unacceptable forum behavior. The post is then closed, after which persons begin opening new threads that refer to the closed issue in rebellion to the authority that administrates the board. Community members may also form factions which can then cause further community instability.

The thread could then be called a Martyr Thread.

by Adam Docherty aka Lobos June 15, 2007