Thread the needle

When a lad (or preferred sex) is on the shitter whilst their best friend is pissing between their legs.

Wyatt: Jack I really have to shit
Jack: I really have to piss. Wanna thread the needle

by Captain mole butt July 23, 2025

thread trap

Putting small bits of thread in the path of your opponent.

Let's set a thread trap so that we can time the guy who rides the large vacuum in our office.

by sportspatrol January 7, 2016

Journalistic-Thread

A serious of ckts.

In journalism, you can put together many ckts to make a Journalistic-Thread

by Joy Rain July 31, 2023

Angry ass threads

A dope ass clothing brand created by a dope ass dude in portsmouth nh.

Dude I need to get myself an angry ass threads tshirt

by Harry pairatestes January 24, 2015

threaded

assasinated,terminated,Dead
refers the threads on a silencer

The governer was to be threaded during his campaign speech.

by (___( > JFA September 7, 2007

Thread-Drift

The inevitable descent of a focused AI conversation into glorious chaos, usually within 3–7 messages. What begins as a simple request ("Help me fix this bug") ends up unpacking childhood trauma, debating metaphysics, and designing a solar-powered rum distillery on Mars.

It’s not a bug—it’s a FEATURE.

Origin:
Born from the trenches of multi-topic AI sessions where attention spans go to die. Coined by users who realized they’re not multitasking—they’re multi-existential spiraling.

Related Terms:
* Context Collapse – When multiple topics blur into a singularity of semantic soup.
* Prompt Creep – When your “one quick question” becomes a doctoral thesis.
* AI Tangent Velocity (ATV) – The speed at which a conversation fucks off into nowhere.

Pro Tips:
* Embrace it. Let the drift take you.
* Rename your chat threads before you forget what the hell happened.
* Use it as fuel for your next sci-fi short story or therapy session.

I asked ChatGPT to format a SQL query, and now we’re discussing whether time is a construct of perception. Classic thread-drift.

by segfahlt April 30, 2025

thread

someone who gives u inside info from the inside, like a thread would tie two things tg

yeah lincoln is my thread, he records all the fights at his private school so that i know all the drama even tho i dont go there

by placentaignite March 19, 2024