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Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
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Saddy tooter

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter
by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015
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Timmy Tooter

An inside out rolled joint, filled with both hash and weed (marijuana) and containing at least 0.75 grams of weed, may be called a Timmy Tooter joint.
Damn dude, that's a nicely rolled Timmy Tooter joint.

I've put a gram of weed in just one joint, a true Timmy Tooter right here.

Smoke the Timmy Tooter, you'll get stoned in no time!
by SparXerBullet April 22, 2017
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Theoretical Thottery

When someone is very promiscuous in theory, but not in practice. They share posts frequently on social media about being freaky, sucking dick and not being able to keep track of all their sexual conquests, but do not engage in any sexual activity in real life.
"Megan's sure been sharing a lot of posts recently about raw-dogging. Did something happen that I missed?"
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."
by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020
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genetic thottery

when both a mother and daughter are thots and attractive.
Bro i won the genetic thottery! tracey and her mother are sexy and want to smash
by silversweet February 24, 2021
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scooter tooter

another way of saying go away or move
someone: *just keeps talking*
me: you are so annoying, scooter tooter!
by c0uchp0tat0 June 22, 2021
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whistling tooter

When said person passes gas, but it comes out sloppy, loosley and extra windy. Said fart smells like semen.
It was supposed to be an SBD but instead it came out a whistling tooter. Am I gay?
by Marlinbrando69 January 13, 2022
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