thongschlonging

The act of rubbing your schlong on your hot chicks bumb and simultaneously cutting her thong causing a quick snap of the undergarment and a quick entry into her honeypot.

Last night, Hazel bought this sizzling thong and top and when we got blown out with some pineapple Cush And I was soon thongschlonging dat ass.

by Sonnyd2022 March 25, 2022

Foot Thong

2011-forward name for flip flops.

"Damn it! I left my Foot Thongs at home, and now I've got tar balls all over my feet"

"Dude, your Foot Thongs are giving me beach wood"!!

"Don't make me break my Foot Thong off up in your Ass".

by jeffstick May 18, 2011

wrong-thonged

When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.

Me: Man look at dat azz over there.

Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.

by schmelka May 29, 2011

Gaki Thong

A Thong that is the Mithical Gaki Wear. It is usually put on ones head.

Guy 1:Hey Dude! That guy has a Gaki Thong on his head!
Guy 2:I dont think thats wear a thong is supost to go..

by Tiny Cookies July 7, 2011

Sweat thong

After a bold, powerful workout the line of sweat that shows up on your workout clothes coming from your butt crack.

Wow that workout session rocked but wow, you are totally showing your sweat thong.
Ugh, I am (looks into mirror).
Oh well, I guess I did work my ass off.

by 916ladybugs May 23, 2013

De-Thong

What one does after a long day at a dance competition. When sitting down for dinner one does not want their thong up their butt, so they politely remove themselves from the table by saying they must go "de-thong". An action for the sake of comfort and relief.

"My oh my I am tired from that full day of dancing, and this dinner looks delicious, but I really must go de-thong - excuse me for just one moment."

by MT31 November 20, 2013

Half Thong

A loop of elastic & spandex fabric that wraps around one hip, between buttocks, and covers your junk. The loop can also be longer and go over one shoulder instead of the hip. Essentially a Half-Mankini (A Half Body Thong). A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; a pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.

Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a half thong to the beach.

by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014