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identitty theft

Getting a boob-job so that you can pass yourself off as someone else with more attractive "natural" ta-tas.
Identitty theft is often practiced by women who have been jilted or passed over by a hot stud in favor of a more "luscious looker"; said spurned chicks therefore find out what said more-appealingly-endowed chicks' chest-treasures look like, and then have appropriate plastic surgery done to modify their own "girls" so that said fun-bubbles will closely resemble --- or hopefully even be more attractive than --- those of the gals who took their place in their exes' lustful affections, so that they can have a fighting chance of winning back said departed hunks once again.
by QuacksO April 17, 2019
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Pizza Theft Simulator

A simulaton game where you control a thief stealing pizza.
Mike: Pizza Theft Simulator?
Jasmine: YES PIZZA THEFT SIMULATOR
by Zaynerocks September 6, 2019
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Dude, I wouldn’t go to this school with your girlfriend.

Why? People will make you a victim of relationship theft because they have been single for a long time
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Grand Theft Auto

A great video game who actually is a cynical critic of American society
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Bike Theft Auto

Name of hit film series created by two intelligent men
Bike Theft Auto is the best movie
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grand theft code

Stealing someone's code
imma just grand theft code this piece, nobody will notice
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Service Theft

When the provider of a service uses the money customers pay to support the service to fund unrelated expenses.
Planet Fitness commits service theft when instead of using black card member fees to properly maintain tanning beds they use it to fund a program that allows children to overcrowd the gym free of charge during peak hours.
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