n. (ap-uhl zom-bee)
Caution: Careful with this bunch. They're usually spotted toting fancy touchy-screen magic-box cellular internet devices in public. The douchébags will most likely possess multiple miniature music storage & delivery devices. These devices can only be purchased with magic beans. They've been known to viciously stone non-followers to death, sometimes munching on their corpses in nearby Starbucks Cafés, occasionally mixing their leftover innards into the espresso shots, laughing at the rest of us. Pompous ass-holes.
Caution: Careful with this bunch. They're usually spotted toting fancy touchy-screen magic-box cellular internet devices in public. The douchébags will most likely possess multiple miniature music storage & delivery devices. These devices can only be purchased with magic beans. They've been known to viciously stone non-followers to death, sometimes munching on their corpses in nearby Starbucks Cafés, occasionally mixing their leftover innards into the espresso shots, laughing at the rest of us. Pompous ass-holes.
After 'drinking the Snapple', Johnny waddled to his nearest Apple Store, where he joined the other Apple Zombies to camp out for the newest offering from Apple: The iDrone.
by notpmoc March 27, 2008
Greatest game on College Campuses in the history of forever.
You get 1,000 people in the cafateria, tell 500 of them to buy a red marker, tell the other 500 to buy nerf guns. 1 hour after the meeting is over the game begins. The rules are as follows:
1: Cardio
2: To tag when a zombie, make a mark at least an inch long on the SKIN of a survivor with your marker.
3: To tag as a survivor, shoot the zombie at least 1 time in the head, or 2 times in the chest.
4: If tagged by a zombie, you become one. Suck it up.
5: If tagged by a survivor you can't play for 12 hours. Once again, suck it up.
6: If a zombie doesn't kill someone every 24 hours, you are done. You suck and you need to learn to not be so bad at sports.
7: You can't tag people if they are drunk. Its cheap and they won't remember.
8: If you are a zombie, you can tag anybody on campus, but if they don't know how to eplain you have to tell them.
9: When there are 4 survivors left, they win. You have to buy them a beer if they ask for one for the next 6 months.
TIPS: See zombieland.
You get 1,000 people in the cafateria, tell 500 of them to buy a red marker, tell the other 500 to buy nerf guns. 1 hour after the meeting is over the game begins. The rules are as follows:
1: Cardio
2: To tag when a zombie, make a mark at least an inch long on the SKIN of a survivor with your marker.
3: To tag as a survivor, shoot the zombie at least 1 time in the head, or 2 times in the chest.
4: If tagged by a zombie, you become one. Suck it up.
5: If tagged by a survivor you can't play for 12 hours. Once again, suck it up.
6: If a zombie doesn't kill someone every 24 hours, you are done. You suck and you need to learn to not be so bad at sports.
7: You can't tag people if they are drunk. Its cheap and they won't remember.
8: If you are a zombie, you can tag anybody on campus, but if they don't know how to eplain you have to tell them.
9: When there are 4 survivors left, they win. You have to buy them a beer if they ask for one for the next 6 months.
TIPS: See zombieland.
by Ploofy 4 January 12, 2010
If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You'd have to deal with a Zombie Clown. Or Worse; Zombie CLOWNS.
by Paddy O'Mally May 28, 2008
For 13 years Rob Zombie has been carving out a strange legacy of music in the world of rock, beginning in 1985 with the formation of his brainchild White Zombie. From the start, White Zombie was a bizarre hybrid of hardcore/punk aggression, Lower East Side art-damaged and hard rock thunder. As if that weren’t enough, these fixations were filtered through Mr. Zombie’s love of classic horror/sci-fi films, trash hot rod culture and generally, all things on the dark side.
Former White Zombie member Rob Zombie sought out to create music under his own name. With such hits as: 'Two Lane Blacktop' 'More Human Than Human' 'Super Beast' 'Dragula' 'Living Dead Girl' 'Demon Speeding' and 'Dead Girl Superstar'
His New, 1st, movie: 'House of 1000 Corpses'
His New, 1st, movie: 'House of 1000 Corpses'
by Swatkowski November 26, 2003
When zombies have an unfair advantage over you. Mainly used to describe their speed, as zombies are supposed to be slow, lumbering creatures, but can actually run just as fast as you can, thus making it harder to escape from them.
I can't get over how fast they all are, it's not even fair. I'm calling zombie bullshit on that, you know?
by majhi April 28, 2009
When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit").
by CaptSaltyJack July 30, 2008
(n): The first historical recording of the undead desiring flesh. This particular recording is found in Chapter 28 of Matthew in the Bible. It reads; "Ye, and did Jesus from the grave cometh, with a look of hatred in his eyes and a stock of flies surrounding his crown. His skin was tinted greeneth, and his mouth did drip of blood. He approachethed me an..OH GOD!"
Of course the "OH GOD" was added from a spectator, as Matthew found himself quite incapacitated/digested.
Of course the "OH GOD" was added from a spectator, as Matthew found himself quite incapacitated/digested.
EX.1
Santa: "Hey Jesus! You've been a naughty Christmas Zombie this year."
Jesus: "Greeeaaaaayaaargh!"
Santa: "Ho...ho...ho?"
Jesus: "Braaaaaaaaains!"
Santa: "OH GO NO!!!"
"indistinct devouring sounds"
EX.2
Ted: "Dear lord, please forgive my sins...Jesus? What are you doing under my bed?"
Jesus: "BRAAAAAAIIIINS!"
"Indistinct 'death of Ted' sounds, including, but not limited to, crunch, snarf, munch, jager, bamf, biff, pow, and snuffleupagus."
Santa: "Hey Jesus! You've been a naughty Christmas Zombie this year."
Jesus: "Greeeaaaaayaaargh!"
Santa: "Ho...ho...ho?"
Jesus: "Braaaaaaaaains!"
Santa: "OH GO NO!!!"
"indistinct devouring sounds"
EX.2
Ted: "Dear lord, please forgive my sins...Jesus? What are you doing under my bed?"
Jesus: "BRAAAAAAIIIINS!"
"Indistinct 'death of Ted' sounds, including, but not limited to, crunch, snarf, munch, jager, bamf, biff, pow, and snuffleupagus."
by Nick Lowers December 19, 2008