Green Yeti

The act of fucking an animal and getting an infection on your penis.

That guy just fucked a sheep and got a green yeti.

by CockMedic February 5, 2020

Yeti-ism

After being scratched by a yeti on the planet: Triton, you wait a few years until it begins, you transform into a hideous gigantic yeti!

Zoidberg: he doesn't have hyper-malaria you idiots! He has Yeti-ism!

by garfilbert June 10, 2022

Yeti Bomb

The act of filling a bucket with various bodily fluids and covering it to ferment.

Hes had his yeti bomb under his bed for months now.

by Yeti Bomber May 14, 2020

Yeti

When one breaks about an 1/4 of a cigarette and puts it in a jimmer (alternative bong piece to a bowl) then you dab it on a pile of weed and then you smoke it

Me: yo bro wanna take some yetis

Bro: I ran out of smokes bud

Me: TO THE SMOKE SHOP!

by JZ.Fowler506 September 13, 2025

It's Always Yetis

A person who uses this saying is pretty awesome. They know the shadows are something to be wary of and would DEFINITELY also have a vampire stake in their back pocket. Trust the always yeti clan..paranoid, yes, but logical and would survive an apocalypse.

It's always Yetis but it's also sometimes the neighbors cat

by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019

Yeti

A fat white woman

Stay away from the yetis

by Fiendsia November 2, 2019

yeti it

The act of masturebation while wearing a yeti costume or masturebating to a yeti. Mainly using this word means you have a kink for yetis. Also used to replace the words, masturebation, gooning, jerking off, and more with the same meaning.

Maddie: Man i cant wait to Jerk off while wearing my yeti costume!
Gabe: Cool! can i yeti it with you?

by schllazz July 13, 2025