Beyblade Technique

You stick your dick in a ceiling fan motor and have someone facing ass up below you, turn on the fan do a little spin and drop into the asshole below

When I used the beyblade technique last night on Jessica it slipped out and I pissed all over the place

by Weornerperson July 13, 2024

Fidget Spinner Technique

When your friend Caden Spins Like a Fidget Spinner On This Dads Dick

Fidget Spinner Technique is when your friend caden spins on his dads dick.

by iiBuggzZz June 30, 2021

the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

by reaper_ February 02, 2024

Alexander Technique

The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.

Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days

by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021

The Bendaj Technique

When confronted by disagreeable or annoying people, simply snub them and don't give a shit.

"Bro if she's so annoying just use The Bendaj Technique on her."

"You're really gonna break my trust like that?" "Huh? Whatchu talking about?"

by james82192 September 21, 2023

Latina Technique

To study a material just before presenting it at that moment.

"Did you study for our school presentation?"

"No, I was working last night at McDonald's."

"But the presentation will be an hour away?!"

"Hold on, let me pull the latina technique on this paper real quick."

by shan4lyfers February 23, 2025

The Graston Technique

A medical procedure commonly used by chiropractors. Often guised as a real method of relaxing the patients muscles, the Graston Technique is actually a form of anal intercourse between the patient and said practitioner.

The Graston Technique, was first innovated by John H. Graston, the first openly homosexual Chiropractor in the year 1963.

Joe Campbell has been noted with popularizing the technique in the modern Chiropractic era.

Holy Cow! My Chiro gave me the Graston Technique last weekend and I've never felt better!

by John H. Graston October 12, 2023