The kid's table

When you are fully grown adult and becomes talked down to, and/or excluded from activities, tasks, etc, especially from superiors such as parents/family members, coworkers, bosses, friends, and so forth. Usually seen in terms of condescending and/or sarcasm. Examples are names such as bud, buddy, or pal when you really have no communication on the outside. Somewhat like a kids table at a dinner or party where children are set aside from adult conversations and matters.

Guy 1: Dude, I am so ready to fucking leave that job. I keep getting put at the kid's table and treated like a child.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.

by riddlecker July 23, 2016

Turnt-table

To be extra turnt

Dude we are too turnt-table.

by Baib April 7, 2015

table pounder

A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.

"Conversation about Rahim is a table pounder."

"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.

by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

table joke

Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To play checkers! This is a table joke

by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017

waiting the tables

When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.

“Did you watch the new Star Wars movie? Finn was waiting the tables. He had nothing to do.”

by MrBenjaminJingles June 23, 2020

Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.

‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

twofour table

a table for four at which only two people are seated

Conrad: I had an awesome date night with Nancy at La Verdad yesterday.

Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?

Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!

by PatsFanatic August 16, 2009