hood hair

the hair of a tiktok eboy. It is normally fluffy, and patted down the middle

Yesterday on my for you page i saw someone with hood hair!

by hoodhair123 April 14, 2020

hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.

"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"

by Glittercup May 7, 2015

Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013

root hair

A pubic hair. Root hair is a strange term used to replace the word pube in the southern US.

(person 1) "Ew what is that on the toilet seat?" (person 2) "Girl that's a root hair!"

by Funkniesha July 9, 2016

hassel hair

hair style a la David Hasselhoff.

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary

by superbowl hater February 7, 2010

Elvis hair

Elvis Presley's famous hairstyle which is considered to be the greatest hairstyle in history of rock and roll.

Brad: "Derek is rocking that Elvis hair"
Jacob: "He sure is!"

by I smell yummy food May 15, 2016

josuke hair

A pompadour used to mark an overpowered character in an anime.

Look at that character with josuke hair

by Persus April 18, 2020