Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.
Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.
Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.
by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009
Get the Flaming Coffinmug. by weasial November 20, 2015
Get the flaming caspermug. by Serrant May 13, 2008
Get the deuce-flamesmug. When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.
by Biggie dick November 30, 2018
Get the Flaming Dickmug. A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.
by youloveit423 June 21, 2012
Get the Flaming Turdmug. when you're doin' a chick doggy-style, you grab a can of her cheap ass hairspray, then spray your initials on her butt cheeks. Then, after you're.."done", light a cigarette, then ignite the hairsprayed initials you sprayed on her butt cheeks with your cigarette, then tell her "you're welcome", then leave the room.
"I was all drunk last night, and was bangin' this chick from behind. She was a nasty whore, so I gave her a "flaming shack". She like it..."
by Muary Finkle October 19, 2006
Get the Flaming Shackmug. The unfortunate incident, often encountered after Mexican cuisine, in which balls of molten lava are expelled from one's anal cavity with alarming force.
"Wow, that's the last time I ever be eatin' a taco like that one. I had the flaming rage for three straight hours."
by Krav Maga April 26, 2010
Get the Flaming ragemug.