Hater's Dozen

A Hater's Dozen is 11 donuts.

Nik: Man, that donut shop gave me a Hater's Dozen.

Jesse: Well, you're an asshole so you probably deserve it.

by SoggyGeg November 19, 2018

Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.

Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.

by Church Wexler May 3, 2025

daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen.
Guy: what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

Buzzin Dozen

A common nickname for Detroit Diesel 12 cylinder diesel engines.

My uncles 1980 Peterbilt 359 truck has a 12 cylinder Detroit Diesel 12-V-71 engine, this truck can be heard before being seen while drivin down the road. Due to the engine sound and the engine being a 12 cylinder, that's how a 12 cylinder Detroit Diesel got the nickname Buzzin Dozen.

by anonymous March 2, 2024

Carpenter’s dozen

A collection of sixteen of something

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.

by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018

Irishman’s Dozen

1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).

2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.

Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.

Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?

by Game Hobbie May 22, 2021