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Diet Water

An alcoholic drink that is considered healthy.
Person A: Hey! Wanna drink some Diet Water tonight with me?
Person B: No sorry, don’t really think any alcoholic drink is healthy
by Hennessee November 11, 2019
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trump diet

Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.
What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.
by Shuaman September 6, 2018
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diet snap

When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':

Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!

When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':

Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!

Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.

Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
by Dr.Bob December 25, 2008
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Diet vagina

(N) A vagina with little to no scent or taste
"She keeps herself so clean, it's like a diet vagina down there."
by JackJames52 September 18, 2016
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DJ Diet

The DJ Diet, as it's commonly referred to among members of the EDM scene, consists of long periods of time without sleep, drugs as sustenance, and (usually extremely unhealthy) food whenever you're finally hungry, if it's around at all.

Obviously this is a very unhealthy way to live, but when one speaks of the DJ Diet, they do so with an ironic and undeserved sense of accomplishment and self-worth.
"Man, you look tired."

"Yea dude, been on the DJ Diet for like a week. Time for a cheeseburger and a nap, then it's back to work."
by Pothedd February 17, 2012
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Diet Pirate

When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.
(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...

(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!
by KungFuDangerous October 9, 2009
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meth diet

Using the amphetamine as a dietary substance by abstaining from food for the duration of the dosage. IE, 8 ball = 20 hours, a half = 100 hours and some felonys.
I was on my meth diet when I shot them crackers to gets money for more medicine.
by Mello Fello June 26, 2014
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