yoda

yoda is a small green man! he slithers around under your bed at night. he might whisper "climax i did" into your ear, but this rarely happens. if he visits you, youre sooooo lucky.

friend: howd you sleep last night?
me: perfect! i could hear yoda slithering under my bed. it was beautifyl.

by juicebox.a.s January 17, 2020

Yodas

It is saying that you look like a bunch of yodas that means you are cute

Your kids are yodas

by Cylus best January 30, 2021

Yoda

The best dog and know from star wars

You have the best dog like yoda

by Cylus best January 30, 2021

Yoda

little green nut sack

look it’s yoda, the little green shit

by poopy, pp April 21, 2020

Yoda

A wrinkly old fuck who needs his ketamine.

Yoda: mmmm ketamine i need.

by lil tim November 08, 2021

bean yoda

yoda bean

mmm turned myself into a bean i have
im bean yoda

by retardgumper November 18, 2023

Beefy Yoda

When one male tucks his penis in between his thighs while hard and proceeds to fuck his partner backwards such as Yoda speaks.

My girl wants me to give her a Beefy Yoda, but I'm not sure my shits long enough.

by Siamese Fighting Fish September 15, 2019