Yoda Of Crab

A youtuber who has a hot monotone voice and dry humor

Yoda of Crab is so hot ,he needs to do a only fans reveal.

by YodaOfCrab'sBiggestSimp January 11, 2021

baby yoda smoothie

Something only pewdiepie will drink

Hunter:Ok mission 17 to find baby yoda
Chef:FIND BABY YODA RIGHT NOW,THAT BABY YODA SMOOTHIE ISNT GONNA MAKE IT SELF

by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 27, 2019

The Yoda

A fighting technique where a person takes their index finger and their middle finger on both hands and make hooks 🪝. Getting behind a victim in a fight and hooking the victim between the teeth and Jaws and pulling back as hard as you can even using your knee or foot on the victim as leverage to administer the YODA. The end result is the victim gets a ripped face and either corner of the mouth 👄.

I ripped that dudes face with The Yoda move.

by Souless75 April 5, 2023

Yoda-phobiance

A fear of yoda, yodas, or yoding.

My joints are getting achy again, I must take my insulin before I have a yoda attack, from my yoda-phobiance.

by Willy Wogoon November 6, 2022

Yoda melon

A dangerous war criminal on the loose, at this moment we stand no chance against him

Me: yo have you heard of Yoda melon ?
Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of

by xmightyz June 16, 2019

Baby Yoda

Baby Yoda is the first cute baby I saw in my life. It's cuter as the fucking awful cat pics from ur mom on Facebook

Aww Yoda is soo cute

Ew, he's a fucking old creature

Me: There is another one

Damn I love Baby Yoda

by Baby Yoda November 21, 2019

Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013