mammoth tooth

dildo

"wow that is a gigantic mammoth tooth"

by ?purple? February 10, 2012

Cocoa Tooth

The act of pooping through the one missing tooth in someone's smile.

Dude, Tom definitely cocoa toothed that crackhead and we paid him $5 to film it.

by Flemli January 15, 2021

blue-toothing

the act of using a urinal without holding onto your penis

I was in the bathroom, at the urinal, and there was some guy in there "blue-toothing" it with his hands in his coat pockets.

by Dude Nurse June 02, 2012

Snake tooth

A snake tooth is a drunken pub owner. He will often be found slithering around on the floor.

Jesus, did you see that snake tooth last night. He was rekt!

by Jeff blair March 11, 2022

tooth cancer

it’s a really rare condition that only rylan rix has he’s been trying to get treatment for it but it’s not working please donate 69p to help rylan get rid of his tooth cancer

rylan: my tooth hurts

everyone: hope your tooth cancer gets better

by afrikan butt fucker May 26, 2022

Tooth Jam

The build up of food (usually crisps or nuts) that’s stuck in the teeth at the back of someone’s mouth.

“Eeurgh, just snogged a girl, and she had some proper tooth jam going on, cheese and onion I think.....”

by Yiddo75 October 04, 2019

tooth pantry

The reserve of food particles stored betwixt the teeth that provide an unexpected snack for a mid-day treat.

I just enjoyed a snack of raspberry seeds and corn skins from my tooth pantry.

by wolfbait51 June 01, 2011