The Inky-Squid

A sex move which integrates human semen, diarrhoea, and lots of period blood to form a sticky, thiccc, black substance which resembles ink.

Earlier, at dinner, I roofied my wife with 4 times the legal limit of horse laxatives. I then took her to the bedroom and proceeded to insert my Erraculous deep into her period ridden vag. I then pounded that bitch into oblivion for 16 hours straight before pulling my blood covered cock and pushing it into her anal cavities which was ripe and full of litres, no, gallons of sloppy poo. After another 4 hours of anal plundering, I then felt to urge to ejaculate, so i pulled my massive rock-hard cock out and proceeded to finish on her face, covering her in a mass of shit, blood and my dirty, syphilis infected semen to create a black, sticky mass on her face. She got "The Inky-Squid."

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

drain squid

when you cum in the shower and you can see the cum still hanging onto the drain

I got into the shower this morning and stepped on someone's drain squid

by BossSaucey October 15, 2013

Bong Squid

A bong feen who is mates with dealers and scabs cones every day and follows everyone

its bong squidd

by della1222 November 15, 2012

squid cock

1. a disorganized mess

2. a situation in which no one is pleased

"This place is fucking squid cock"

"Man, we couldn't b e deeper in this squid cock"

by Mr Shwizzle December 26, 2007

Jump the Squid

V. To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

dude, she didn't give me time to even react. she totally dropped my pants and proceeded to jump the squid!

by Crockswamio May 29, 2010

squid tits

Saggy, flat jelly tits that often lie flat against the chest, resembling dead squid.

Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

Squid Head

(1.) Those scene girls big trendy haircuts with a giant poof on top of there head.

(2.) Extremely teased hair.

*NOTE: You may add a hyphen in between the words making it Squid-Head.

Dale: Say Joe is that what Urban Dictionary the most coolest site in the world defines as a Squid Head???

Joe:By George it is what do you know i bet she will be balding by the age of 5

*Men go back to drinking there Tea*

by MiggytheRin April 2, 2010