Sea Of Shit

A large area of liquid shit that is spilled on someones carpet.

OMG. Jim just spilled a sea of shit in the dining room, we'll have to leave via the window.

by SH!T4LIFE May 5, 2020

sea penis

The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies

Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"

by Eljimperor February 14, 2014

sea scrotum

A "Sea Scrotum" is a week old shaven

prickly ball sack that resembles a young sea urchin

The "Sea Scrotum" is a weapon spiked ball mounted on the base of the shaft, resembling a sea urchin, usually with a long spike extending straight from the top and many smaller spikes around the base of the head. The spikes distinguish it from the prick, which can have, at most, flanges or small knobs.

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

Sea Sausage

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

by Tis I, Jim. October 15, 2019

sea wife

someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.

she felt like a( sea wife )who's husband head gone to sea, no sex for 6 months

by shedevil666 December 31, 2016

sea dating

The term used for long distance relationships that are intercontinental.

Hunter and I started sea dating recently.

by Br0kenAngel June 9, 2018

Sea Shanty

1. A traditional work song aboard 17th-19th century sailing vessels. Often a call-and-response song, used to keep all the sailors' motions in time while performing tasks and spirits high.

2. After the early 2021 TikTok 'Sea Shanty' craze, the term began to be applied more broadly to acapella folk music with maritime themes evocative of traditional sea shanties (see: the Wellerman) and even more broadly to all folk music with maritime lyrics/themes. While these are not true shanties, the name has seemed to stick among zoomers.

Have you seen the sea shanty version of "Astronaut in the Ocean" that's been going around on TikTok?

by GamersRightsAdvocate June 4, 2021