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Custard Roulette

A game consisting of 5 people and a car in which 4 are blindfolded and each are standing by a door handle. The 5th person randomly chooses a door handle and nuts on it once completed the 4 blindfolded people grab their door handle at the same time leaving one with man custard on their hand
Hey guys wanna play Custard Roulette with my moms car?
by TheeCustardSlinger June 24, 2020
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Wine Roulette

The game of chance played while drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.
by Chubby Pickle February 26, 2017
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Russian roulette

100% safe game, 5 out of 5 people say
-Russian roulette is a completely safe game, 5 out of 5 people say, you know?
-What about the 6th person?
-We couldn't find him
by over420 December 21, 2020
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Skeet Roulette

When a guy has sex with many females in a short period of time and skeets in them all and hopes none get pregnant.
Bob: I heard you be on the streets playing skeet roulette with these hoes.
Dave: Yeah, and I've been winning. None of them are pregnant yet.
by Abyssal Seraph August 26, 2013
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Maury Roulette

A bunch of men jack off into a bowl and stir it up with a spoon, then a girl comes and they put a funnel in her and pour it in her. Called "Maury Roulette" because it explains so many of the cases on Maury (TV Show)
Dude: "Ifa buncha dudes jacks off in like uh saucer bowl, den stirs it up wid a spoon. An a girl come and be like with a funnel an dey pours it in her pu.. uuh.... vaginas, an she have a baby... WHO DA DADDY?"

You: Well kid, that's Maury Roulette!
by ssh0ney September 1, 2012
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Bologna Roulette

A situation when an individual risks their health and welfare in hopes of quell hunger pangs with bologna that has expired. This instance can be used for other food items other than bologna (i.e. tuna fish, roast beef, chicken, etc.)
1. Steve: Damn, Cory's been in the bathroom a long time, is he going to be ok? Brian: Nah son, Cory just lost in a game of bologna roulette.

2. Pat, after being unemployed for nearly 5 weeks, decided to play some bologna roulette.
by ThatsFliptacular July 25, 2011
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Baby Roulette

When multiple men get together and ejaculate in a cup, mix it up, and pour it in an ovulating females womb.

Normally played as a sexual party game.
We got together the other day for a ol' fashion game of Baby Roulette
by bitkizzy January 12, 2019
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