Queef

A silent but smelly breeze that comes out of the pussy.

Penny did a long queef on a bus.

by Kikaider June 26, 2003

queef

vaginal fart when a penis is too small, which thusly creates an air vacuum in a female's vagina.

jim was smaller than anyone else i have had sex with, so i tended to queef a helluva lot more.

by ARCPUNK May 08, 2003

Queef

A yummy mexican snack

My sloppy china is a queef taco

by Roger May 19, 2004

queef

a dead dog. particularly smelly. used to describe the smell of a vaginal belch.

That chihuahua ran into the street and i hit it. Now everybody has to look at that little bloody queef.

by turdferguson157 November 09, 2008

Queef

A vaginal utterance, named after the ancient Egyptian queen, Queeflatiti.

Holy queefs Rhonda, did that sound just come out of you pussy ?

by Manny-F July 10, 2003

Queef

Once upon a time there was a volcano. This volcano was actually a vagina with massive pussy lips. These lips began to vibrate as something deep inside tried to escape. A thrust of air flatulated through the volcano till the lips could hold it in no more. When the air released the lips flapped around like a fish out of water. Basically a queef is just a vaginal fart. But visualize with me a volcano that is a pussy and is spitting out some fumes before the lava flows. Thats basically a queef.

Dammmmnnnn Steve was all over Tammy's pussy lips when she queefed in his face, I wish a woman would queef on me.

by ChiChiMuncherJR69 October 03, 2018

queef

when yo pussy fart

"ooooo girl I laid a fat queef last night when he was hittin it from the back"

by asvpheav January 28, 2017