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Old Gregg

A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.
"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."
by alabamafan4ever January 1, 2012
mugGet the Old Greggmug.

Max Olds

Too great to be described. Best known description:

"Unknowable" or "All".
Oh my God it's Max! Shit...look busy...
by DragonQ March 17, 2004
mugGet the Max Oldsmug.

old bag

grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone
Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!
by Anonymous November 12, 2002
mugGet the old bagmug.

Old crone

Shut up and mind your shit old crone
by 18 and ugly๐Ÿ˜ฌ July 23, 2017
mugGet the Old cronemug.

speed of old

The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.
Aaaugh god dammit! Why won't she stop traveling at the speed of old! I've got stuff to do!
by domesticus July 17, 2010
mugGet the speed of oldmug.

old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.
In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."
by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016
mugGet the old poopmug.

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