Contrary to a white lie, a black lie is when you insult someone, whether it be family, friend, or partner, but the real meaning behind those words are of love.
by InnocentReader January 4, 2021

1) an untrue lie
2) a contradictional statement negating what is known as false
3) another way of saying a statement is true
4) an over-extended version of the truth
2) a contradictional statement negating what is known as false
3) another way of saying a statement is true
4) an over-extended version of the truth
"Danika thats such a false lie!"
"Taylor, you just said false lie."
"It is known as a false lie, therefore it is said to be true."
"Taylor, you just said false lie."
"It is known as a false lie, therefore it is said to be true."
by choopee October 4, 2006

by maximus190 April 28, 2006

The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake
According to smart people, time is money.
Therefore: 2time = Cake
According to other smart people, time goes on forever.
This indicating: time = infinity
Therefore: 2infinity = Cake
Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!
According to smart people, time is money.
Therefore: 2time = Cake
According to other smart people, time goes on forever.
This indicating: time = infinity
Therefore: 2infinity = Cake
Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!
by WhispOfDeath April 14, 2010

by Mrs Pineapple May 6, 2023

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.
Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'
by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014

He asked me if I was busy and I knew I wasn't, but I came up with a great
lie-dea to convince him that I was.
lie-dea to convince him that I was.
by J_Seg January 7, 2017
