jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.

His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

Jumped the curve

When you get left on read for the first time but then you message them again and their opinion changes of you, allowing you to have another chance of impressing that person and getting the ability to start a relationship with them.

Dude #1: Hey, I jumped the curve with marry yesterday.

Dude #2: Ayeee!

by Gotcha_T February 6, 2018

no jumpin' in the sewer

Just...don't jump in the sewer tho. Ok, in all serious, no jumpin' in the sewer is a non-reoccurring catchphrase by Rick Sanchez in the iconic modern cartoon Rick and Morty.

"Remember kids, no jumpin' in the sewer!"

by ThatGuyWhoHasNothingToDo May 14, 2017

Jumpin' the couch

Going crazy or simply crazy
reference to tom cruise going nuts on Oprah

your girl says she wants to stop smoking Js
bitch is jumpin' the couch

A: yo, johnny says he don't wanna sell no more pot
B: Mofo is definitely jumpin' the couch

by Chris toker July 24, 2008

jumping the gun

1. To make or take a decision hastily without much consideration about it.

2. Rushing into something.

" - Nate, I think we should have a baby.
- Maybe you're jumping the gun here, honey. Let's finish highschool first."

by Gunwild May 15, 2017

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence that contains every word in the alphabet. When selecting a font in Windows, Microsoft uses it so you can see every example of a letter being used instead of using ABCDEFG... they use The quick brown fox jumpes over the lazy dog.

I'm going to check out a new font I installed on Windows. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog". Oh, that's how the font looks like on each letter.

by rafflez March 9, 2010

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

This phrase means nothing.
Bottomburp appears to be correct.

How did you find it? I hope you didn't search for it.

by Diego November 21, 2003