Hand Wax

Feverish and vigorous wanking and fapping of the male or female genitals. May be masturbation and self-gratification or a nice friendly helping hand from another to get you off.

Roger loves to hand wax watching internet porn.

Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.

I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.

My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.

Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Sunscreen Hands

After applying sunscreen, there is still a ton of it on your hands. It's greasing and disgusting...

To avoid sunscreen hands, get someone else to use spray sunscreen on you.

by iheartbrownie September 26, 2009

Hogrida Hand

The definition of a white kid with a Mohawk named Jayden

“Damn, Jayden looking hella hogrida today”

“HOGRIDA”
HOGRIDA HAND 2022

by idk69420mu April 18, 2022

Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Pilgrim Hand

When one farts then proceeds to check their pants for a shart. Upon removal of the hand it is covered in shit, much like the hand of a pilgrim after wiping their ass.

Dude I farted yesterday and totaly pilgrim handed it!

by Sesamack20 August 20, 2013

nutty hands

when you stick your hands in your asshole or rub them on your sweaty nuts you get wee bit nutty.

man that anton lingle kid has some wicked nutty hands.

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008

Whackin' Hand

Hand or hands of an individual male that have been used to pleasure oneself.

Person #1: why didn't you give Rick a high 5?

Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.

by DaPredator May 17, 2010