Feverish and vigorous wanking and fapping of the male or female genitals. May be masturbation and self-gratification or a nice friendly helping hand from another to get you off.
Roger loves to hand wax watching internet porn.
Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.
I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.
My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.
Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.
Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.
I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.
My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.
Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
Get the Hand Waxmug. When one farts then proceeds to check their pants for a shart. Upon removal of the hand it is covered in shit, much like the hand of a pilgrim after wiping their ass.
by Sesamack20 August 20, 2013
Get the Pilgrim Handmug. by iheartbrownie September 26, 2009
Get the Sunscreen Handsmug. by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
Get the Dry-Handedmug. When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.
Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”
(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”
(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”
(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
by Bennehftw May 4, 2021
Get the Cereal handsmug. Person #1: why didn't you give Rick a high 5?
Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.
Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.
by DaPredator May 17, 2010
Get the Whackin' Handmug.