gift-chron

the act of giving someone free marijuana

sorry i couldnt get you that sweater you wanted for christmas, i got you this gift-chron instead

by redFIVE May 12, 2008

gift poo

When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run

I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.

by Koi292229 September 07, 2015

Fireman’s Gift

n. A big, fat, long hose packed tightly in a red Speedo.

I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a fireman’s gift.

by Word Doctor 1 October 29, 2021

gift rat

Someone who claims credit for another person's deeds.

When your mom buys you a present for christmas and the card says "from: mom and dad". Your dad is the gift rat

When a successful operation is done and the patient thanks god before thanking the surgeon. In that case, god is the gift rat.

by atheneum November 02, 2013

Re-gifting

When a woman lets a man finish inside of her, doesn’t shower and then meets up with another man shortly after, where he gives her head and unknowingly consumes the remains of the previous man’s bodily fluids

Did you hear that Tina was re-gifting last night?

by HotPocky January 16, 2023

The Last Gift

A gift from a close friend who can't see a future in their friendship, so they pack 'The Last Gift' with objects of interest like pictures, a sweater, etc. This way, the other friend will always have something to remember them by.

I have the last gift for you.

by Manson_Mysterious September 09, 2023

mystery gift

What you find when you stick long objects in holes that are too small.

David found a mystery gift in his friends hole.

by NAGS October 31, 2013