flop wank

masturbating with a flaccid penis

He couldn't get it up, so he had a flop wank and hoped for the best.

by Ryem May 2, 2016

race flopping

Purposely engaging in racially-offensive speech for the purpose of complaining about the subsequent accusations of racism.

The word was coined by a commenter after Matthew Yglesias, an author and major political blogger, bemoaned the lack of a suitable term for the behavior on his blog.

It plays off of the sports-related definition of flop. In both cases the flopper is trying to make the other person's behavior appear to be the problem. For the race flopper the "foul" is usually being too PC.

Shock jocks are often accused of race flopping.

by Xelgaex August 12, 2009

flop drag

Flap your cock on a forehead and swipe your balls into her mouth.

I flop drag all night long.

by Sarah Lessard November 18, 2013

50 flop

To simply have a hit with any kind of slipper/slide/flip flop that feels like it sounded like a gunshot

Person-1: if you don’t shut tf up i will grab my flip flop and 50 flop you.

Person-2: what?

Person-1: Y E E T

(P O P)

by Lav520 July 8, 2022

dirty flop

The act of covering the bottom of your scrotum with nasty things like old moldy cheese and slamming it on a lady's face.

Guy 1: what happened with you and Sam last night?
Guy 2: she was being a bitch so i dirty flopped her in the eye.

by RedPandaLover October 23, 2013

Flop Gang

A term used for the nasty kids that sit and roll around in the hallway at lunch, and do not wash themselves or use personal hygiene products and wears NOTHING but flops, no exceptions.

“Ew Brandon, don’t talk to him. He’s in the flop gang!!!”

by givemeyeeyeejuice April 22, 2019

fosters flop

Australian slang for being too inebriated (drunk,tanked,etc...) to get an erection.

"Jeeze Mate, I could a shagged that sheila last night but got the Fosters Flop at the last minute"

"Fair dinkum, that's a worry!"

by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005