Mush cow

A very cute girl. A mush baby.

Guy1: I really like my girlfriend
Guy2: yeah she’s kind of a mush cow
Guy1: I know right, she’s beautiful!

by Holdennn June 17, 2019

Cow Slob

When a woman is sucking a man dick and she creates so much saliva it looks a lot like a young calf sucking on its mother's tits.

Jenny likes to suck dick so much she cow slobs every were.

Jenny suck my dick so hard she cow slobbed all over her stomach.

by Chino Grife June 24, 2009

Lemon Cow

A rare species of cow which milk tastes sour. We call these cows Lemon Cows.

Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour

Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...

by IJWD February 10, 2020

couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007

Imp cow

A term that refers to goats.

I've seen an imp cow that was walking down the road

by Funny squid August 20, 2021

Cow Tool

a man who dates large women and enjoys sucking on their breasts.

Woah! That man dating Tammy is such a cow tool!

by cowtool48 August 25, 2022

cow cooter

It's in the name.{a big cooter

That hurt my cow cooter!

by cow cooter April 8, 2019