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Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
mugGet the Ass Gravitymug.

you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.
Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!
by Braymanno April 17, 2023
mugGet the you can't fight gravitymug.

Gravity

A myth.
by tomsa592 January 4, 2022
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DJ GRAVITY

supreme dicktater of mars oh yes i come from mars
oh yes DJ GRAVITY comes from mars

oh hell nah better stay grounded before DJ GRAVITY come

i only pray to DJ GRAVITY

daddy chill
by gravityfan1 August 22, 2025
mugGet the DJ GRAVITYmug.

Gravity Hill

A hill in Alaska that has a noticeable incline but if you put your car in neutral you can roll up the hill.
Dude 1: DUDE! we just went UP A HILL!

Dude 2:I know right? There's a reason it's called Gravity Hill!
by My name was being used January 12, 2011
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Gravity

A mysterious force caused by tiny particles that makes you die in a black hole.
You died because you the mysterious gravity force killed u.
by JUST A PLAIN IDIOT November 21, 2018
mugGet the Gravitymug.

Social Gravity

The force or influence that a social group exerts on your own integrity, drawing you to fit in with the crowd, even when you might not want to.
“I wasn’t going to clap, but the whole room stood up. Social gravity got me.”
by TalkieToaster October 4, 2025
mugGet the Social Gravitymug.

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