A day lot of people pretend to be grateful. Lots of people say they're grateful on Thanksgiving, or during a pandemic, while a few know how ungrateful they really are. A few know they're as much part of the problem as the Mexicans working long hours at the plant at minimum wage risking exposure to viruses from both animals and other people to get their bird to them.
A lot of people thank a healthcare worker during a pandemic, just like a lot of people would thank the Mexican dude that just dropped dead from working at the plant to get a turkey to a family on time for Thanksgiving dinner if they ever met the guy. The reality is people don't really care all that much about the efforts of other people. What's the point in pretending to? Let people know you're an ungrateful asshole like me, it's who you really are, ugly inside when nobody is looking.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
Get the Thanksgivingmug. when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. Then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was performing thanksgiving turkey knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with an imprint of a girthy Frankfurt.
by binnoladen March 12, 2023
Get the Thanksgiving Turkeymug. Some holiday celebrated by Americans that the rest of the world has to suffer through, mostly through the online community.
American: I'm so fat from Thanksgiving
Rest of the world: STFU about Thanksgiving. Noone else celebrates it except you
Rest of the world: STFU about Thanksgiving. Noone else celebrates it except you
by rahrah1989 November 29, 2011
Get the Thanksgivingmug. (In the classroom) Teacher: Okay class today will be learning about Thanksgiving!
Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.
Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.
by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019
Get the Thanksgivingmug. by Timothy m mendes November 21, 2019
Get the Thanksgiving turkeymug. guest1: do you taste cum in the turkey?
guest2: no i dont... oh wait i do
thanksgiving host: i totally wasnt fucking the turkey
guest2: no i dont... oh wait i do
thanksgiving host: i totally wasnt fucking the turkey
by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024
Get the thanksgivingmug. A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.
Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!
I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.
I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.
by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018
Get the Thanksgiving Day Remorsemug.