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Thai Hooker Bomb

When you ziptie the trigger on an aerosol floral or tropical scent spray and throw it into a room to mask another smell.
Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"

Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."
by Powd May 14, 2022
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These creatures are prone to meddling into people's business and since they are MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS they will do anything to win even roffie your drink or tamper with his exwife's birth control pills ๐Ÿ’Š so she gets prego. She was on the verge of leaving him because she had enough of his antics so he pulled a fast one and got her knocked up by tampering with her birth control pills so now they are connected for ever through their kids.

I would be careful with this guy because he's a real Lonnie and has gone completely COO COO . We believe he was always COO COO but his parents didn't try to diagnose him at a early age which they should have and got him the help he needed. Not only he has mental health issues, he also has some sort of a disease that he is hiding. Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes ๐Ÿ‘€.

A real scumbag!! Even his own kids will tell you that!
SAM: " yo RYAN, what's up with THAI lately "

RYAN: "ALVIN THAI LIM? He drinks like a fish and he's always under the influence of substances.
KATARINA.M : " Ryan, can you shut it ! He just got lip filler so his face and lips ๐Ÿ’‹ are swelled up so please give it some time till he fully heals"

SAM: " RYAN, KATARINA. Is there any of the unprocessed bleach VODKA that's left over ?? Let's make a toast to his new glamorous look"

RYAN, SAM & KATARINA cheers to that ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿป
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 9, 2025
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ALVIN THAI LIM,

You should get both your BUM CHUMS in check.
MILES MULTANI and ALI, THAI -you didn't train these DING DONG'S well enough that they could pull fast one on those individuals. They both caught on within seconds. The one individual said your NIKKI'S ROAD HOUSE stint was real easy to read and the other individual said the same thing about ROXXAN's and the HOLIDAY INN. The ROXXAN's stint you had a whole team in on it but there is video ๐Ÿ“น footage of MILES MULTANI and ALI running around in the hotel room in their gitch with the strippers etc. MILES MULTANI is wearing Mandy's jean jacket and almost ripped it LOL. It's all on video ๐Ÿ“น .
THAI: " you guys blew the coup, what the FAK"

MILES MILES: " Suck my Dick THAI"

ALI: " I want to SUCK it"

THAI: " How about both you guys play pool in my mouth but no tips should touch"

MILES MULTANI: " I want the

Thai Snow Storm since there is a storm coming this weekend "

THAI : " you got it "
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 14, 2025
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Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.
by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021
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THAI

A short person with a lot of tattoos trying to cover up their bisexualness
Yo' what are you dressing up for Halloween this year ?
Me: I'm going as a Ding Dong aka THAI
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ January 27, 2025
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thai lee

A Thai Lee is nomally a middle aged English man who travels to Thailand for the sole purpose of having sex with young lady boys. He will nomally travel alone and try to hide the reason for his visit.
He went to Thailand for a Thai Lee holiday and apparently came home with shit over his bellend.
by bigbummer1 January 7, 2024
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Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you donโ€™t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.
by Sicem bears August 4, 2020
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