Paragraph texter

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.

"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"

by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016

number texter

Someone who uses numbers while texting, or using the keyboard, in place of the word.

Idiot: Did you know some1 tried to do that.
You: Hmph... Number texter.

by Sometimes... December 17, 2017

no texmex

just like no homo, that prevents things from becoming gay. You can say no homo after saying or doing something gay and it isn't gay anymore, we all know that. But no texmex is kind of like no homo, except it prevents things from becoming mexican.

Me: I love burritos, but no texmex though, cuz that's that mexican shit.
Trump: we will build a wall no texmex

by fuckinOGsnazzle October 29, 2018

voice texter

Someone who is over the age of 40, uses the term “millennial” overtly, and whines about technology constantly.

My dad is a voice texter, because he is unaware that he looks like a twat in public talking into his phone saying “period” every time he needs to end a sentence.

by fuckdenmark April 21, 2019

Over-texter

Someone who texts a single person so much that it feels like the conversations never end. Sometimes the over-texting is so extreme that the over-textee starts ignoring the over-texter out of annoyance. These types of people are also often the ones who talk a lot.

Candice loves texting with Jeremy but she is a really bad over-texter because of it.

by LexiesPlural October 5, 2020

Dry Texter

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations

All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

texted

The past tense for the verb "text" message.

Instead of saying "Yo man, I just text messaged her." You would say-

"I just texted that bitch." It sounds way cooler.

by Jfender24 March 24, 2008