A cinematic masterpiece, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge is the kind of movie where the archaeological "digs" are exclusively anatomical. The film follows a sweaty, fedora-wearing archaeologist as he navigates the Temple of Splooge, a subterranean den of iniquity where the traps aren't poisoned darts, but rather aggressive "fluid exchanges" and spends less time escaping rolling boulders and more time dealing with "boulders" of a much more sensitive nature. Whether he's navigating the "Chamber of Moans" or outrunning the legal department while trying to convince a cult of leather-clad zealots that his "sacred staff" belongs in a museum, Indy finds himself entangled in a series of high-stakes physical encounters that prioritize raw endurance over historical preservation.
"I went into the kitchen after the blender exploded and it looked like a deleted scene from Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge."
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Get the Shit temple mug.A mysterious temple nobody knows much about, except that a strange group of hooded men practice the religion of "Tyquavionism" on Wednesdays at exactly 3:12 PM. Also, people named Tyson are not permitted, and you can only be allowed in if you possess the all-mighty Tar-Mobile.
Friend 1: "Hey, are you going to the Tyquavious Temple to practice Tyquavionism tomorrow?"
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."
Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."
Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”
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When you have your period in a toilet and then you shove the head of a person you don’t like or a dweeb in the toilet and give them a swirly. Just like a classic swirly but red due to the period blood so it’s called a swirly temple because Shirley temples are red.
When you have your period in a toilet and then you shove the head of a person you don’t like or a dweeb in the toilet and give them a swirly. Just like a classic swirly but red due to the period blood so it’s called a swirly temple because Shirley temples are red.
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Get the 《¤》Left《¤》Temple《¤》Is《¤》Send《¤》&《¤》Right《¤》Temple《¤》Is《¤》Receive《¤》 mug.In the song, "No Vaseline" by Ice Cube, a dis track to his rap group called NWA. Ice Cube says, "Get rid of that devil real simple. put a bullet in his temple". When Ice cube said this, he was referring to Jerry Heller, the manager of the rap group Ice cube was in that was called NWA. When Ice Cube said this, he told the other NWA members, Dr. Dre, Eazy E, MC Ren, & DJ Yella that they have to get rid of Jerry Heller. It's not known if Ice Cube really meant what he was saying, but he was probably exaggerating and wanted Jerry Hellr to not be associated with NWA for good. because at the time, it was believed that Jerry Heller was stealing money from the members of NWA and they weren't paid their right amounts of money. That's an example of what it means to put a bullet in someones temple.
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