Silicone teeter totter

When two men meet in a park bathroom and dock a double ended pocket pussy humping it in a rocking motion while holding hands.

Mike and Justin are going to the park to play silicone teeter totter.

by Jason mcgregor March 2, 2021

pull a teese

To get in a heated argument in a cafeteria and then break a recyled plastic tray over your opponents, shattering it into 5 million pieces.

Logan: Well your girlfriend is not physically attractive to the opposite sex

Eric: WELL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE!

Logan: Oh no you didn't, byatch! (Breaks his tray over Eric's head and screams triumphantly)

Jacob: Holy Shit! Did you just see that?

Grady:See what? Did Logan just pull a teese?

Jacob:Logan just pulled a teese!

Grady: Dear God......

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011

Teetee

The baddest bitch you know

Teetee you the baddest bitch i ever meet onna g folks hmi

by Kaykay baby February 2, 2017

Teenerschnitzel

Background: The name has evolved from Chief Teensy, a puppet made in Celebration of a beautiful Goddess Tina. Tina is from a long line of weinerschnitzel eating German Ancestry. In obvious combination, it only makes sense that she is Teenerschnitzel, it is her essence.

Definition: A Teenerschnitzel is an omnivore, burner, pirate, disco dancing, fashionable, artistic, creative, gypsy, beautiful German American Goddess in a woman's body named Tina.

Instead of a beanerschnitzel, which is a Mexican German, a Teenerschnitzel is a German Tina.

ex.- Tina Stotz
ex.- Tina Plate

by Username2010 February 28, 2010

Teeling

To describe the attitude or actions of a rude, unruly, abusive, angry, mean, obnoxious, cheap asshole who patronizes any type of bar, restaurant, or other dining establishment, usually causing the server assigned to them to break down and cry. Also known as a Brian Teeling or a BT.

Mary had a horrible customer at table 12. He turned out to be a real Teeling.

by Artman64 December 1, 2019

skeeter teeter

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.

Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!

by TwelveRedRoses March 13, 2011

teeter

Catch-all slang for genitals (male and female)

Man, your teeter is microscopic.

Holy hell, your teeter smells like a dead racoon.

by lick my balls June 9, 2003