Teeing

When a Person stands on an object, with his arms out like they are Crucified. The New Planking

Started by: Josue L, Ryan G, Graham B, Ollie A, and Kosta R

Worlds Best/Largest Teeing (Tee), Christ the Redeemer (Cristo Redentor. Rio, Brazil)

by Zabatsue August 19, 2011

Shit-teeth

To be a retard, or literally have shit in your teeth. Normally used by strange little boys named Jack.

Get outta my seat shit-teeth.

by likin the vagicles May 16, 2008

mummy teeth

A gingival/dental condition in which the amount of gum covering the tooth is equal to or greater than half of said tooth.

Jack White of The White Stripes has mummy teeth.

by Sarah Mich April 21, 2008

blowjob teeth

A person has sucked dick so much their teeth are now crooked or have large gaps in their teeth.

Damn man! You seen that hot as bitch.

Yeah b. Too bad she got dem blowjob teeth.

by Dickdiddles May 30, 2018

teeth kiss

When in the throes of extreme passion, you bite/mash/
smash/press hard and/or touch your lover's teeth with your teeth. Serious sensual turn-on when implemented with a vengeance
but leaves no visible mark or damage- unlike a suck mark. Will rock him! A risky endeavor if you are a native Kentuckian or in-bred hillbilly.

"God! I love to teeth kiss Rick and mash his beautiful, white, straight, hard, shiny teeth with my orthodontically enhanced and whitened enamel-bits!"
"Teeth kiss me ruff and make me hot enuff' to do damage!"

by MiMimmmmmmm December 9, 2009

Teets and Gens

Teets and Gens is the equivalent of tits and genitals. Its something you say when you're angry or when you find out something stupid.

Lindsey: I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Teets and Gens!

Jessica: I just found out that I am pregnant
Katie: Teets and Gens!

by Hoodie24 December 21, 2009

Apply through your teeth

To euphamise one's skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. It is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. Remember, it's not lying - it's applying.

Question: How often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?

Applicant: Hmm, let's see. Well, I do skip on occasion, so...

Friend: Dude, apply through your teeth. Tell them you never skip. That's what they're expecting you to say.

Applicant: Alright, next question.

Question: I disagree with others frequently. Strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?

Applicant: Wtf! It's a trick question >_<

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 10, 2006