Techno sexual

It basically means that you have a crush on technology...

Man 1: Wow that smart board be looking hot today. I should ask it out
Man 2:Why am I here?
Other man: Ya, he's techno sexual he has a crush on that smart board

by Bear Boi January 20, 2020

techno pas

Any faux pas by technical means.

Permutations:

chat pas

text pas

blue pas

dog pas - dog farts when your with new girlfriend

My buddy was droping f-bombs over bluetooth speaker in my car with young daughter present, a real techno pas.

by shanj1 January 23, 2010

Techno Thot

A female who has the urge to have sexual intercourse with multiple technological beings.

"Mmm I really wanna fuck that robot and THAT ROBOT AND THAT ROB........ wait.... I'm such a techno thot..... Ugh"

by Fern the fiendish fish January 17, 2022

Techno Hug

The way an excellent, well produced Techno Beat feels when your on the dance floor.

A Techno Beat that wraps round you and makes you dance

When your in the middle of a Dance Floor, and along comes a proper viscious, poundin, Techno beat that wraps u up like a big Hug, a Techno Hug!!!!

by AndyG + Granny P November 25, 2010

Techno-banter

A good humored, playful conversation about new technology. Spoken primarily by those obsessed with new electronic devices.

Hey Man...do these guys ever go to the gym? All I hear from these guys at the 'Geek Squad' convention is constant Techno-Banter!" "Yeah...there's alot of electrons flying around in here!

by Dr Tom and Tam August 31, 2010

Techno-Bling

A bluetooth headphone, periodically flashing the blue light, worn over/in the ear allowing wireless connectivity to owner's cell phone. A personal statement of technological savvy and coolness.

A: Uh, what's that (on your ear)?
B: That's my newest and coolest gadget...it's my Techno-Bling.

by Lori M. Norris April 18, 2006

techno-tard

Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.

He's/She's such a techno-tard, he can't even use a cell phone!

by Daisy HatesYou June 26, 2006