A random guy: So, should we call a taxi?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?
by @Abu__Memes November 6, 2021
Get the taxi mug.by schlobe October 30, 2016
Get the taxi lime mug.The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011
Get the Poon Taxi mug.The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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adjective
1. A person who drastically changes their typical behavior to that of a higher class or status during the first months of the year as a result of receiving a refund on their income taxes.
2. A person who shows off material possessions or a falsely inflated lifestyle either in the streets or on social media as a direct result of receiving income tax refunds.
3. A guy/girl who shows affection during the first few months of the year in hopes of getting a piece of your income tax refund check.
adjective
1. A person who drastically changes their typical behavior to that of a higher class or status during the first months of the year as a result of receiving a refund on their income taxes.
2. A person who shows off material possessions or a falsely inflated lifestyle either in the streets or on social media as a direct result of receiving income tax refunds.
3. A guy/girl who shows affection during the first few months of the year in hopes of getting a piece of your income tax refund check.
Lisa told me to put a grocery bag over my feet before entering her "new" car, she's been acting real Income Taxy lately.
James broke up with me and is seeing other women now that he has that new gold chain, Keshia told me he would get income taxey on me.
James broke up with me and is seeing other women now that he has that new gold chain, Keshia told me he would get income taxey on me.
by TheShadeRoomInc April 22, 2017
Get the Income Taxy mug.A bus company in the North East of England which is known for its dodgy af buses and shit service, often seen at the scrapyard picking out fiat ducato parts and the retirement home for new drivers. They also have some dodgy dealings with the governement.
Aye mate just gonna get on a gateshead central taxies bus and get a single and a bag of crack cocaine.
by Martjin Gilbert May 10, 2024
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by TheTaxPerson November 21, 2023
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