man tart

a guy who drives a maroon BA falcon and has a 5 o'clock shadow, usally has a name like brad or clancy, and sleeps till the crack of noon, without consequence. sleeps with women and animals at times of weakness. masturbating is the power of his will to live. do not disturbed during "the act" or bear the aftermath

look at that guy in that falcon , with all the sleepy looks, he must be a man tart

by Dan54484848484 June 29, 2008

Arf Tart

Someone who is more retarted than a retart

Man that kid is such an arf tart

by Hallowhead January 07, 2010

poop tart

a flat piece of poop with creme in the middle

mm poop tarts

by poop mn February 12, 2004

Tart Fuel

See: Bitch Piss

Bacardi Breezer's are bitch piss.

by Bob March 05, 2003

Tarting about

Messing about, fumbling, mucking about: particularly used in the north of England in a derogatory way, to describe some action the speaker believes is not being done properly, or is being done to slowly and inefficiently.

Kevin, stop tarting about and give me that spanner, you knob head. I'll show you how it's done!

by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009

poop tart

The remnants of a poop taken in a toaster.

"Aww man, who left a poop tart in my new toaster??"

by j-guy April 03, 2012

E-Tarted

A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.

Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"

Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."

by WarJeeezy August 01, 2011