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tall ol' smitties

Small ol' Titties.

May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.

The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.

A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!

Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.

Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?

Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.

Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
by thaChamp April 3, 2010
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Tall poppy syndrome

Australian slang for the tendancy to criticise highly successful people (ie, tall poppies), and 'cut them down'.
Sam seemed to be suffering tall poppy syndrome when he described Kerry Packer as an evil man, merely because he was a billionaire.
by BabydollPink December 30, 2005
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ten toes tall

ten toes tall - to be ahead, to be on top of the game, to be on a higher level;
"i knw u see me evry day - im posted on da wall, we gon continue to mash and always be ten toes tall (on these hoes)"
lil wyte of 36
by pete_russian April 27, 2006
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tall guy sass

An act of sassing a shorter person with your height. Works with anybody shorter than you and fun for all ages.
"I heard that guy has a bad case of tall guy sass, must've been a midget when he was young."

Person 1:"Bet you can't even dunk."
Person 2:"Don't tall guy sass me."
by awaffleduck July 3, 2014
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Tall drink of water

n. 1. A man or woman that is tall, gorgeous, and super delicious. Like on a hot day, a tall drink of water is absolutely appealing.

2. Old slang for a visually appealing man or woman.
Would you look at hunky man? He is one tall drink of water. I could drink that RIGHT up.
by spellcheck09 May 5, 2009
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tall man syndrome

Tall man syndrome is when you show of in front of people younger or smaller than you.
I could kick your ass im stronger than you.
That's tall man syndrome.
by Dr.matham May 3, 2014
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Tall Glass of Pretty

A woman, usually 6' or taller, who is drop-dead gorgeous.
Coworker: Damn, son, did you see that new girl working in client services?

Other Coworker: Who?

Coworker: She's a brunette, 6' foot tall, with a wicked smile.

Other Coworker: Oh, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, she is definitely a Tall Glass of Pretty.
by Vovalicious April 14, 2009
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