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taco bell prolapse

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.
Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."
by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017
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taco bell money

Guy 1: Dude I'm hungry but I'm broke
Guy 2: No worries man, I got some taco bell money
by JustGoNow November 15, 2018
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Taco Bell Baby

A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.
"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.
by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018
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Taco Bell Tuesday

When someone orders Taco Bell on a Tuesday, usually followed up by a bad case of the shits.
Guy 1: "Alright boys, it's Taco Bell Tuesday!"
Guy 2: "Aw, fuck!"
by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023
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Taco Bell-ization

The diluting of a group's culture: history, food, mythos, or beliefs to fit a more palatable, broad audience.

Making a synthetic, fake version of a cultural object or idea.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see Pocohantas? Can't believe she talked with trees, that's crazy."

Person 2: "Man, they did some crazy Taco Bell-ization to that story. She was like, NINE, DUDE."
by gooeysweetness February 3, 2022
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Taco Bell Dipstick

When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.
"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."
by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020
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Taco Bell Lottery

When Taco Bell fucks up your order but they stuff your bag full of so much other stuff your not even mad...
"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"
by Mezzarat September 27, 2017
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