university of the fraser valley

A 'university' in British Columbia, Canada for poor, underprivileged valley kids and their professors.

A: I go to UFV
B: ?
A: (sigh) the University of the Fraser Valley

by deemstar October 13, 2017

What the fuck did i just watch

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content

Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch

by zycone August 8, 2019

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

by Finecky March 26, 2021

flog the floppies

To smack the shit out of a girl's titties as she is climaxing. Rough tit play.

Friend 1: Man, your girl seems kind of freaky. She's all over me. She says it's okay with you if I fuck her!?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude. Go for it...I just can't keep up with the slut. Just remember to flog the floppies when she cums.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej May 2, 2018

The Forbidden Pre

Instead of normal pre-workouts that use caffeine, the forbidden pre utilizes your pain, rage, regret, or vengeance as motivation. Most of the time, this can even be more effective than more traditional types of pre-workout. Ever been heartbroken? Use that forbidden pre. Ever had a good buddy pass away recently? Use that forbidden pre. Remember that one kid who called you fat in middle school? Use that forbidden pre.

Man, I ran out of pre-workout, I guess I have to load up those old messages and use the forbidden pre.

*2 seconds later*
AHHHHHHHHHGH

*slams deadlift PR"

by Cheesebuger2143 July 23, 2022

Largely due to the fact that

A phrase used in substitution of the word “because” to make one appear well-versed in the English language

Largely due to the fact that my IQ is substantially greater than that of you, I am thusly superior to you with regard to every conceivable facet of reality”

by LargeExtent October 31, 2020